Introducing the New MINI Cooper T

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  1. Nathan

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    MINI is revolutionizing the automotive industry by introducing the world's first car that can run on a tea-leaf biofuel composite.

    Out of nowhere, MINI's engineers, scientists and designers have come up with a new frugal model that can do 40 mpc (miles per cup). It's called the Cooper T and represents the first vehicle to be compatible with a tea-leaf biofuel composite and also comes as standard with an industry-first Dunk Avoidance Technology (DAT). The groundbreaking system doesn't allow anyone "from inserting biscuits into the MINI T's fuel tank in order to moisten their snacks."

    MINI says the 2014 Cooper T will be available in several exterior paint schemes such as Earl Grey, Chamomile Yellow and Red Bush. The model goes on sale worldwide starting today.
     
  2. cct1

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    I like the MINI COOPER F better, it has a specially designed seat and runs on pure flatulence. It's coming out next April 1st I hear, but will only be offered in the color brown.
     
  3. Spa2k

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    Gee, I was kind of hoping for the MINI Cooper P. I guess that's next, after the T. :idea:
     
  4. MiniB10

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    Wonder if exhaust will smell like peppermint or spearmint? As long as they don't come up with a Cooper B (B for beer) cause that would be a waste, Im all good.
     
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    No, it'll be after the "F", and will be the MINI FP, and will only be sold to those over the age of 78 who tend to involuntarily do both at the same time.
     
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    Maybe there should be an Motoring Accessory Drip Pan too. :Thumbsup:
     
  7. Friskie

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    Shouldn't be too hard to engineer. The aviation crowd already boasts of their 'pilot relief tube'.
     

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