I will start off with this one. I used to eat a lot of natural foods until I learned that most people die of natural causes. Feel free to add your own.
I'm not sayin' Nathan's car is loud....but when we drove past that cemetery I saw heads pop up outta the ground!
Yous can pick yer friends..... and yous can pick yer nose..... but yous can not pick yer friends nose....
If you ever start a softball team, name it "off constantly." That way if you lose, the other team has to say, "we beat....."