"Contrary to popular belief, I really don't live in my parent's basement, I live on the ground floor in the boot, they live on the 2nd floor "
"After being banished from US television for being the only show worse than honey boo boo, Top Gear America attempts to gain popularity elsewhere and goes camping in Great Brittan." "Mr. Bean Expeditions, inc."
First, there was the Mini Cooper. Then, there was the Mini Cooper S, the Mini Van, the Mini Moke, and the Mini Clubman. Now introducing: The Duck Dynasty Mini!!! Perfect for hauling around cajuns, rednecks, and various other hodags to the nearest backwater Wal-Mart for a night of crossdressing, bad haircuts, public breast feeding, shoplifting, exhibitionism, and many, many more potential photo opportunities for chain emails.
I actually laughed out loud when I read it. If only there were a way to give more than one thumbs up.