It sure is quiet today. I wander why? You could say its down right boring. :biggrin5: Oh wate I know Dave.0 is out of town. I know lets play a game. kind of like wheres Waldo only its where's Dave. :lol: I'll go first He's in Oxford giving advice on the F56 refresh.
His R53 borked..... He's at the dealer test driving a F56.... And he didn't come back.... An APB has been issued by the local police.... He's in big trouble now....
Wow, you guys can't fool DaveDotZero. He's always watching, but I wonder if he's really working. He secretly may be on Build And Price a MINI, configuring his new F56! :devil:
Actually, I heard he was offered a chance to drive the new F56, but went to drive an Abarth, instead.:devil:
No, I would like to go to Oxford giving advice on the F56 refresh. Ears would be bleeding and I would be kicked out of the country. :mad2::mad2::mad2:
See? Now, THIS is why you should go to Italy and advise on the Abarth. They will NEVER understand you, so you need not fear of getting kicked out of the country. Besides, think of all those fine-looking women there who will be more than willing to distract you in the meantime....:devil:
If I advised them on the Abarth I would only have to say one sentence. Sitting in a nice low lit room with a glass of red wine in one hand and a smoke in the other I would lean back in my Italian leather chair and say. "Gentlemen if you want to outsell BMW make your Abarth look exactly like an MINI R53 and give it some grandi cazzo cogliones C." While they are at it they should bring back a modern version of the 8V Zagato.
You guys are all missing the obvious: There can be no coincidence in the fact that DaveDotZero disappears the very same day MINI releases the pricing on the F56 5-door! Being first on his block to order one definitely would appeal to a sensitive MINI enthusiast like him. :yesnod: