Too bad my Mission Control didn't get the memo. That could be rather entertaining to listen to my car argue with itself in pirate speak.
I can't speak Somali, but I do speak Smith and Wesson fluently. I bet I could convince that fellow that I'm the captain....
Yarrrrr, He'll see your S&W you scurvy dog, and raise you 7 Uzi's pointed at your head by his crewmembers.... That be a pretty interesting moving picture show, maties.....