Blet: when you sneeze so hard you fart too. That scenario really needs a word for it, and Blet, well, it just works.
OK, silly stuff aside, this is really silly, total blet, and absolutely true. My co-pilot brought home the groceries sometime many months ago and included was a big yellow spaghetti squash. It lived happily on the kitchen counter leaned up against the tile for all those months becoming more of a decorative item. Having gained many years of husbandly wisdom, I kept my council. A few days ago, while detailing the kitchen area, I noticed a dark alien spot on the squash. Upon close examination I discovered that the squash was nothing but a feather weight hollow shell. After returning from my regular trip to the supermarket later that day, I carefully carried said squash to show her its status and asked her (carefully) should I go back to the store for a replacement. She rewarded me with 'The Look'.