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  1. ScottinBend

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    #881 ScottinBend, May 8, 2014
    HA!

    But I get tired of trying to clean up the coffee and beer stains all the time.....lol
     
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    #882 Friskie, May 8, 2014
    Who gives a rip about coffee but spilling beer??!!! Unconscionable.
     
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    #883 DryMartini, May 9, 2014
    Badge engineering is just ugly nepotism.
     
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    #884 DryMartini, May 10, 2014
    Sometimes nothing is a real cool hand. -- Luke
     
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    #885 ScottinBend, May 10, 2014
    Complex problems have simple, easy to understand, wrong answers.
     
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    #886 Friskie, May 10, 2014
    starkle starkle little twink
    who the hell you are I think
    I'm not under what you call
    the alcofluence of incohol
    I'm just a little slort of sheep
    I'm not drunk like tinkle peep
    I don't know who is me yet
    but the drunker I stand here
    the longer I get
    Just give me one more drink
    to fill me cup
    'cuz I got all day sober
    to Sunday up
     
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    #887 ScottinBend, May 11, 2014
    I always try to go the extra mile at work, but my boss always finds me and brings me back.
     
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    #888 Firebro17, May 11, 2014
    I don't believe I've got a drinking problem. I drink, I get drunk... No problem.
     
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    #889 ccain, May 11, 2014
    I ALWAYS have the last word at home. And it's usually "Yes, dear."
     
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    #890 ScottinBend, May 12, 2014
    Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.
     
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    #891 Dave.0, May 12, 2014
    LA does not have any traffic problems. :rolleyes:
     
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    #892 teresa wood, May 13, 2014
    I saw this on a t shirt the other day at Fontana...

    Attention Vegetarians:
    My food poops on your food!
     
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    #893 ScottinBend, May 13, 2014
    I tried snorting Coke once,




    but the ice cubes kept getting stuck in my nose
     
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    #894 DryMartini, May 14, 2014
    Ned Beatty had the hardest part.
     
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    #895 ScottinBend, May 14, 2014
    Consciousness: that annoying time between naps.
     
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    #896 mrntd, May 15, 2014
    I like my guns like dems like their voters. Unregistered

    (Sorry if it's too political for some. I thought it was funny)
     
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    #897 minirab, May 15, 2014
    A toe? I'll get you a f&#$!*g toe by 3:00!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    #898 Friskie, May 18, 2014
    In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.
     
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    #899 ScottinBend, May 20, 2014
    Seen on Dave.0's garage wall............

    "I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder."
     
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    #900 Dave.0, May 20, 2014
    Also seen on Dave.0's garage wall............

    "Nothing is wrong with your car, those sounds are normal. You just need turn the radio up louder and enjoy your car"
     
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