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  1. Dave.0

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    #1061 Dave.0, Jul 25, 2014
    MINI's are like good wife, take good care of them and buy them what they need and they will treat you well for a very long time.:Thumbsup:
     
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    #1062 Nathan, Jul 26, 2014
    "No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend." - Groucho Marx
     
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    #1063 Friskie, Jul 26, 2014
    Only in math problems can you buy 60 cantaloupes and no one asks what the he!! is wrong with you.
     
  4. ScottinBend

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    #1064 ScottinBend, Jul 27, 2014
    I like cats too. Let's exchange recipes.
     
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    #1065 Firebro17, Jul 28, 2014
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    So my Urologist was running about an hour behind schedule today. We shook hands when he finally came into the exam room and I asked if he had more patients scheduled today than he had expected. He said no, just more bone heads today than usual.
     
  6. Friskie

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    #1066 Friskie, Jul 28, 2014
    How was he looking at you when he said that? That answer moves that question into my list of questions not to ask from now on.
     
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    #1067 Firebro17, Jul 28, 2014
    Known him since we were kids.... Didn't look outa the ordinary...
     
  8. ScottinBend

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    #1068 ScottinBend, Jul 28, 2014
    Red meat is not bad for you.


    Fuzzy green meat is bad for you.
     
  9. Friskie

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    #1069 Friskie, Jul 28, 2014
    Being an atheist is OK.
    Shaming religions and intellectualizing spirituality as false or stupid is not OK.

    Being a Christian is OK.
    Being homophobic, misogynistic, racist or behaving in a hateful manner in the name of Christianity is not OK.

    Being a reindeer is OK.
    Bullying and excluding another reindeer because he has a shiny nose is not OK.
     
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    #1070 DryMartini, Jul 29, 2014
    It's easier to fool people than to convince them they have been fooled.

    - Mark Twain
     
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    #1071 eMINIparts, Jul 29, 2014
    The Cat in the Hat knows alot about that!
     
  12. ScottinBend

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    #1072 ScottinBend, Jul 29, 2014
    All power corrupts.

    Absolute power is pretty neat, though.
     
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    #1073 Nathan, Jul 29, 2014
    Poets have been mysteriously silent on the subject of cheese.
     
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    #1074 DneprDave, Jul 29, 2014
    How can anyone govern a nation that has two hundred and forty-six different kinds of cheese?

    -Charles de Gaulle-
     
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    #1075 Friskie, Jul 29, 2014
    I'm not saying lets go kill all the stupid people.
    I'm just saying lets remove all the warning labels and let the problem sort itself out.
     
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    #1076 DryMartini, Jul 30, 2014
    Darwin's theory only works right if you quit saving the lazy dumb ones.
     
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    #1077 ScottinBend, Jul 30, 2014
    Gargling is a good way to see if your throat leaks.
     
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    #1078 TheModFather, Jul 30, 2014
    Must not make Dickish comment...
    Must not make Dickish comment...
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    Must not make Dickish comment...
    Must not make Dickish comment...

    :p
     
  19. Friskie

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    #1079 Friskie, Jul 31, 2014
    Below is a list of ways to win an argument with a woman:
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    #1080 TheModFather, Jul 31, 2014
    Sometimes its not alway good to know how your food is made...

    Take peanutbutter for instance...
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