Fun & Games Scott's funny saying of the day......

I went to a bookstore and asked the saleswoman, 'Where's the self-help section?' - she said if she told me, it would defeat the purpose.

 

If you don't know where you're going,..........you'll never get lost :cornut:

 

Section 2 paragraph 1 in the annotated 'Zen of Motoring' with introduction by Mr. Corrigan.

 

Reality is when everyone shares your illusion.

 

If you can't stir with the big girls, step away from the cauldron.

 

If you can't pee in the tall grass, don't run with the big dogs.

 

You must first be young and dumb before you can be old and wise.

 

Nicknames are way more fun when people don't know they have them.

 

I feel for the lost and abandoned kittens living out on the street...

Most of that comes from a blown shock, but I feel for them.

 

You have just engendered the ire of my co-pilot who is an inveterate cat person. Now, I have to live with that - thanks a lot buddy.

 

^^^ While sex in the cinema might yield a stranger reward.

 

Just ask Pee Wee Herman.

 

Doing what's right is often the opposite of doing the right thing.

 

When did protesting about a robbery suspect getting shot do death turn into riots and that leads to looting?

Why do people think it it ok to steal from a business that had nothing to do with the original issue they are protesting.

WTF?