Fun & Games Scott's funny saying of the day......

I've finally got my S#!T together, I just can't lift it.

 

Ahhh..... Mr Jones? This is Bob with Mini USA. Good news is, the boat bringing your new Mini to the states just docked, but.......... mmmm, there's a problem with customs. Yeah, that's it, a problem with customs!

 

...and more often than not, more expensive that the product being shipped.

 

Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff?

 

When I was a boy, my momma would send me down to the corner store with one dollar and I would come back with 5 potatoes, 2 loaves of bread, 3 bottles of milk, a hunk of cheese, some tea and 6 eggs.

You can't do that anymore....too many security cameras.

 

:lol::lol::lol:

Also since synthetic oil can now last 15 k why cant the make Synthetic fuel that will last at least 2 K miles for one tank? :idea:

 

You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running.

 

I'm not nervous. I've just got quick hands.

 

Senators should wear uniforms like NASCAR drivers so we can identify their corporate sponsors.

 

^^ some oughta step out on the track and try to dodge the rest of us...

 

I love my boss! I love my job! I'm self employed.....

 

Don't die a virgin. Terrorists are up there waiting for you.

 

and they are all not women. :frown2:

 

Not sure what it is, but talking to really stupid people always makes me squint.