Preliminary testing by Nissan, of mock up for the new presidential limo and Secret Service escort vehicle contract. Sources at Nissan said, "You never know when you might have to get out of town fast".
The austerity plan now firmly in effect, NASA unveils the new space shuttle. "It's smaller and we've had to reduce the crew compartment a bit. But it runs on E85!" said the enthusiastic spokesman.
Due to budget cuts: We will only be racing half cars for the season. Also beer will be sold in smaller dixie cups but the price will go up 2 bucks. Very sorry for the inconvenience this may cause race fans. Thank you for supporting the racing comunity.
Franchitti says "Oh crap! The real Batmobile is right behind me!" 2nd try Tom Christensen says "They're letting the Formula Nerd cars run this year?"
The exotic white crested lizard slowly creeps upon its prey, the black dwarf ninja cricket. Couldn't resist a repeat visit!