I wonder.......:idea: No grass to mow... No crazy neighbors.... Fish when I want to... I can shine a bright light at people... Pee off the top level... Sooo many plusses..... https://gsaauctions.gov/gsaauctions/aucalsrh/?sl=CHICA117003001
First thing I'd do is replace the ladder with one I can hoist up to the deck. Precludes unwanted guests from drinking my hard to get beer supply. I'd also have painted in very large letters on each side of the platform these eternal words from an old Kingston Trio song, "The Merry Minuet. "...and I don't like anybody very much."
Hummm, retirement paradise or anti-social living, either works for me, but I would need a helicopter pad to make this work.