Fun & Games Caption This! M/A EDITION!

ahhh the taste of carbon, Breakfast of mechanics everywhere!!

 

Licking the assembly lube is not good for you.

 

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Piston Pop?

 

When all the Girls, Goats and Sheep are gone this guy will date anything. :lol:

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Um dude you can not get a golden shower from a Piston.

 

Cylinderlingus: for those of us who cannot find a girlfriend (mammal,, amphibian, reptile, bird or fish) with a heartbeat. Illegal in the state of Georgia.

 

I triple dog dare you!

 

"Shaving: never overrated."

 

Man, I'll bet that's a sight when he does that in the Wintertime and that piston's cold....:devil:

 

Don't put that finger anywhere near your mouth....

 

You don't even want to know what my right hand is up too...

 

I am sure he been in that position before.

 

That's right out of A Christmas Story.

 

Intermittently, and for hours on end, many, many times I'm guessing. Everyone has to have a hobby.

 

Just remember that water-soluble lube is not appropriate for inserting your piston into the cylinder. :blush2:

 

Yep, it's still got a charge.

 

My tongue will not stick to this frozen piston....

 

By the looks of Dick's engine, I'm thinking more along the lines of sand in the Vaseline....