Clarkson + Bicycle = Caption Contest

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    #1 Nathan, Jul 21, 2013
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    #2 papa-j, Jul 21, 2013
    the understeer on this shiny bit of gear is a bit of a twitch, but I absolutely love the feedback of this particular frame.....
     
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    #3 silky, Jul 21, 2013
    Kind of girly...
     
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    #4 cct1, Jul 21, 2013
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    The conclusion of the Top Gear "Tour De France" challenge, where Jeremy Clarkson, riding a used Women's Trek 10-speed, bests James "Captain Slow" Mays, in a new Ferrari 458 Italia, by 38 seconds. Hammond, driving "Oliver", after suffering several mechanical mishaps, became mired in a pothole and failed to finish.
     
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    #5 Dave.0, Jul 21, 2013
    Jerry Sandusky rides again:mad2:
     
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    #6 Minidave, Jul 22, 2013
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    Poweeeeeeeerrrrrrrr!

    Oh wait, I haven't any.........
     
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    #7 DryMartini, Jul 22, 2013
    Some say the only time he takes off his driving suit is when he rides his bicycle.
     
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    #8 mrntd, Jul 22, 2013
    One Jezza power just isn't enough! Maybe I need to add a Hamster.
     
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    #9 BlwnAway, Jul 23, 2013
    "While the styling & power are a little lacking, and the seat is uncomfortable....all the controls are right where you want them, the gearbox is sound, and works well....and....if you add the optional clothespin & playing card.......Oh What A Noise!"
     
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    #10 B.A.D., Jul 23, 2013
    "Where did Hammond go? I mounted this extra seat especially for him on the front of the bike."
     
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    #11 mrntd, Jul 23, 2013
    It's a rental from the guy down the beach. So "it's the fastest bike in the world"
     
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    #12 Mr. Jim, Jul 23, 2013
    I got the girl model so my saggy b@$$'s don't hit the bar.....
     
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    #13 travellering, Jul 23, 2013
    (James May voice:) And now, for the NEWS, OH GOD, MY EYES!!!!!!
     

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