MotoringFile Exclusive: MINI To Launch a Playboy Edition R58 Coupe

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  1. JoeClubman

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    MINI is currently putting the finishing touches on the first production run of Playboy Edition R58 MINI Coupes. That’s what sources are telling us from Oxford who have seen the cars. While it’s unclear still what the edition will features, we’ve confirmed it will have the following: Playboy Sill Tread Alcantara Dash Upper and...

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    Without the girls its just a car. :devil:
     
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    Soooo.... I'm pondering.....

    Will this add to.... or subtract from.... the value of this edition????? Its'a wonderment...

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    We are all forgetting the important question. Which has more plastic, the car or the girls?


    CSB time.
    I actually went to school with a girl that became a Playmate of the year. Christa Nicole, probably around 2002ish I think. Lets just say when I picked up that issue I wondered where she was until I saw her high school basketball picture on the back of the centerfold. She used to be brunette and flat as a board and suddenly she is playboy blond and has D cups and a very different face. I was extremely underwhelmed. She was cuter before, just a raging *****. Though I bet that second part didn't change at all.
     
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    Note the car does not come with the new car smell but another smell.....:rolleyes:
     
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    Scent of Heff.


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    Hey, it has Playboy Edition Side Repeaters. I wonder how far they stick out - and will they sag as the car gets older? :confused5:
     
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    So I'm guessing these will have aftermarket headlights.

    Big ones.

    And no carpeting.
     
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    If you told people that you drive a Playboy Edition Corvette, everybody will think you're a douchebag.
    Playboy Edition MINI... still a douchebag (Urban Dictionary: douchebag).
     
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    Maybe not - but if it does have carpeting, I wonder if it will match the roof? :D
     
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    #11 cct1, May 22, 2014
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    It will have big bunny ears roof graphic, to go along with headlight eyelashes, spinners, and a tricked out rear view mirror dangler; the horn plays a snippet of "Lowrider". Ground effects are an attractively priced option.

    Each will have a model number, like the GP. PB001 is already spoken for (Bieber); the next several go to the male cast of "Saved by The Bell," "New Kids on the Block," and the thousand or so kids that were in Menudo.
     
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    Playboy Edition market target.....




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    That guy's pecs might fit in a MINI, but his ego won't.
     
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    Looks like he needs to take a #2 real bad. :lol:
     
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    Why is that guy so mad?
     
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    Because he looks like that. :lol::lol::lol:
     
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    Instead of a MINI car cover for protection, it will have an option for a giant condom.
     
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    Which one??? :lol:
     
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    I am at a loss, nothing against the MINI, but what is so special about it? Scuttles and a plaque, wow, makes me want to go run out and buy one. :frown2:
     

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