FREE - To an Abusive Home Only - Byteronik MiniPort

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  1. Nathan

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    It's gathering dust here. Want to take it to the target range, I'll be happy to send it. You HAVE to put up pictures of the aftermath.

    What is it you ask...

    I'm so glad you did.

    It's plastic, metal and air...mostly air.

    This the very first version too, Rev A so you know it is bug ridden.

    Be the first at your range to pop a cap into this thing...
     
  2. BlimeyCabrio

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    That sounds like a pretty good use for some combination of shotgun+buckshot, or rifle+tannerite, and new iPhone 6 240fps.

    All in the interest of Nate's mental health, of course.
     
  3. Dave.0

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    I am sure Dick has the firepower and willingness to destroy that for you. :devil:
     
  4. cct1

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    In the first ever MA Bytetronic MiniPort giveaway:

    1st place winner: One Bytetronic MiniPort

    2nd place: Two Bytetronic MiniPorts
     
  5. bmwh0r3

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    It's been awhile since I shot my ar15... location? Lol
     
  6. Crashton

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    Does Metalman have a big honkin press you could smash it with? That would be fun. Then ties it to the back of you MINI & drag it around until nothing is left but the rope it was tied to.
     
  7. Dave.0

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    Save it for the "Tree of Shame" :rolleyes::ihih::lol:
     
  8. ZippyNH

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    If I was a meaner person I would suggest selling it on NAM....
    Could be months of fun...rather than 10 seconds!!
    I guess that might be inhumane or even cruel.......
    Still....could be interesting!! Lol....just like all those used Uni-chips still getting resold....
     
  9. Metalman

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    Offer it to MC2 as a give a way prize for new readership...... But forget to send it.....:eek:

    Then provide a tracking number with one number missing...
     
  10. cct1

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    I'm in a generous mood. Let's just give it to Drew, and let Dick tune his car with a very "special" map....
     
  11. Stefanie

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    You could just throw it at some random, obnoxious Prius driver...
     
  12. cct1

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    How random does it have to be? Anyone know if Drew owns a Prius?
     
  13. Stefanie

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    Just give it to me...I'll throw it at him.

    I won't even discriminate based on the car he's driving... :D
     
  14. Nathan

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    Tree of Shame...Would not want to sully the honor of the tree and all the parts on by putting this on it.

    Sell it on NAM... I'm not allowed to post there.

    This device needs some sort of undignified death manifested in a public manner.
     
  15. cct1

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    There is only one way to destroy the Bytetronic Miniport....And that is to cast it where it was forged, in the fires of Mt. Doom in the land of Mordor.

    That's the easy part. You also have to find a bunch of dwarves, elves, and wizards to help you while dragons and satanic wannabes and crap like that try to smite you.
     
  16. Dave.0

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    I still can. :ihih::devil::lol:

    Or we could burn it at the fire pit next year at Fontana.

    [​IMG]
     
  17. Nathan

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    Ok

    I'll give you *49.9% of the proceeds too.


    * - After fees, shipping and BS Expenses I make up.
     
  18. TheModFather

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    I could blow both of ours up together Nathan... Its already snowing up at my range though. :(

    If nobody else takes it, send it here, and I will dispose of it when I can get back up there. ;)
     
  19. Firebro17

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    I vote for a public sacrifice. Maybe the Dragon would be the most appropriate. Where there's a Dragon there's fire!

    Hey, any excuse to hoist a cold one with friends...:beer
     
  20. BlimeyCabrio

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    Fire Pit Ritual Sacrifice sounds like a REALLY good idea. With special effects.
     

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