Membership

For MOM membership, you have to fill out a 3 part form, attend 7 consecutive meets, and show proof of insurance. (It's not as bad as the TSA, but still very regimented.) Then, and only then, can you eat donuts with us.

(and I haven't even had turkey yet!) :ihih:

 

Back on ye olde NAM I always wondered why we had so many "outsiders" posting in our regional forum. Then I remembered how entertaining our group is No mater your geographic location with the right attitude anybody can join the club.

 

There are enough donuts for everyone. We may need a bigger turkey. :smile5:

 

Oh... we have LOTS of big turkeys in our group!

 

Can you refuse to follow that procedure and opt to get groped by one of the club members instead? :devil:

 

Then there's the hazing....

 

can we change number 2 to just 7 meets? and maybe a optional pat down?

 

Welcome aboard, if you like food that's all you need in my book!!

 

When there is hazing it is time to polish off the wax. Really serious hazing may need to be taken care of with a random orbital.

For a very nice glossy festive finish I recommend using turkey gravy. Make sure to strain the giblets out first. :cornut:

 

Baked sweet potatoes make good tire dressing:arf:

Mark

 

Never tried dressing a tire with sweet potatoes, but may if we have any leftovers you never know. :beer

 

Canned cranberries DO NOT clean windows very well:mad2:

Mark

 

Geez Mark you have to take them outa the can first. ut:

 

Nothing else quite sounds like the "plop" of cranberries coming out of the can

Mark

 

Here we go again...talking about the CAN and something plopping!

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