The greatest car ever. It is better than your car, unless your car is a Mini. Both the original and the new (BMW) Mini have equal amounts of awesomeness, but different amounts of different types of awesomeness. See also: awesome. "Hey, look at that car. It's so awesome." "Yeah, but it's not a Mini Cooper." "I'm looking for the greatest car that has ever existed and will ever exist." "Mini Cooper." "What is the automotive equivalent of Leslie Nielsen?" "Mini Cooper."