Mini Cooper speeder doing 95mph on A30 to spend a penny is fined

Remember it's never speeding unless you get caught. :devil:

 

Any hint that you're in a hurry makes an LEO go into slow motion. He will deliberately walk slowly back to his car a few times, first to check the registration, then to check the driving record, then sit in his car filling out the form and chat with the station...

 

I would have spent a penny on his shoes.