As part of my daily work routine, I drive the company truck. I sit up pretty high in the cab so the view out the windshield is quite expansive...... Well, today I was on the freeway with a load of steel for a delivery to a customer. A few cars in front of me was a late model black Honda mini van that was merging into the main flow of traffic. The minivan made a dramatic 3 lane crossover in front of the vehicles right in front of me. This created a situation where everyone just in front of me had to hit their binders big time. Ok, no vehicle contact, no deaths, no coronaries, everything worked out fine. So finally traffic lets me ease up next to the black Honda that caused this fiasco, and what do I see.....? The lady driving the Honda is paying absolutely no attention to what's around her (keep in mind the traffic is flowing at 70MPH in downtown Columbus), she is balancing on her lap a Chinese "take out" noodle dish between her stomach and the steering wheel. Steering with her left hand and forking with her right hand....... That folks, was my excitement for today......:arf:
Should have gotten in front of her and given a nice little jab to your brake pedal and make the idiot wear her lunch... I had some fun doing that to the in-car make up appliers when I used to sit in it every day. Awww, did I make you smear you mascara? Poor thing... :devil:
Noodles as road food, that's crazy. Everyone knows egg rolls are the best Chinese road food. She musta been a rookie. :crazy:
What are you complaining about?????????? At least she was only eating and she was not """TEXTING""" *******************OR********************* -----------She could have been doing both.------------ ostcount
My most memorable Rush Hour Moron was a woman who was driving in the LH lane, weaving, and not really paying attention. Because she was folding her laundry. In traffic. Unreal.
:cornut: SOOOOOOOO.....................she'll be texting/eating noodles/eating an egg roll/ folding her laundry all while in the on coming lane at speed. HMMM..............doesn't sound good.ut: Jason
I once saw a sweet young thing change her top while zoming down the interstate. I damned near crashed watching her instead of the road. :devil:
:cornut:Once upon a time years ago, I was in an Army convoy(deuce and a half trucks) heading from White Sands Range,NM to Cloud Croft,NM for ski training. We noticed that most of the cars with female passengers were proudly lifting their blouses and bras and flashing us. WOW! I think that I'll have to move to Cloud Croft when I get out(runs through my mind).All of a sudden the entire convoy pulls off onto the shoulder and stops. Every soldier hits the bushes for natures call as we notice the Battalian Sergeant Major running to the last truck in the convoy. He returns to the lead vehicle carrying a confiscated sign from the last truck that says 'SHOW US YOUR T#TS.' It was simply amazing how many Ladies were willing to lift the spirits of a few soldiers(maybe the Green Beret head gear helped,who knows). Jason
Sometimes I long for our old communal frat car. It was bought for $500 and for 2 cases of beer the seller turned it into a convertable. We cut bleach bottles into Vs and inserted in the grill and named it Jaws. We also wrote "No collision insurance, and we don't care" on one side. In other words stay clear. Cars like that were ideal for the 'love tap' on the brakes for annoying drivers. :lol:
Are you sure you weren't using the one in you're glove box? You know the one.... "Show Us Your Donuts"