Word of the Day : Garden of Eden

:devil:Unfortunately it was spoiled by Adam,Eve,an Apple,and a Devilish Serpent. :nonod: :lol: Jason :lol:

 

I hear the serpent didn't have papers.

 

Illegal from Heaven named Lucifer

:lol::lol:That's what I heard also. Apparently in those days, 'Papers'(there were 10 of them) were called commandments and the serpent neither had them nor believed in them. Anyway that's the absolute latest scuttlebutt.
:cornut: Jason :cornut:

 

that's not what I heard. Marge down the street told me that Eve was having an affair with Lucifer and Adam ate the apple out of spite so they would be kicked out of Eden. that and he was embarrassed by his mini and wanted a fig leaf to cover it. :crazy::crazy:

 

But I hear Eve was smokin' hot. So that's something.

 

Thats a good one

 

Word of the day?

That's three words. Doesn't count.

How Adam Got Eve:

Adam was hanging around the garden of Eden feeling very lonely.

So, God asked him, 'What's wrong with you?'

Adam said he didn't have anyone to talk to.

God said that He was going to make Adam a companion,
and that it would be a woman.

He said, 'This pretty lady will gather food for you, she will cook for you,
and when you discover clothing, she will wash them for you.

She will always agree with every decision you make and she will not nag you,
and will always be the first to admit she was wrong when you've had a disagreement.
She will praise you!

She will bear your children and never ask you to get up in the middle of the night to take care of them.

'She will NEVER have a headache and will freely give you love and
passion whenever you need it.'

Adam asked God, 'What will a woman like this cost?'

'An arm and a leg'.

Then Adam asked, 'What can I get for a rib?

Of course the rest is history.

 

:lol::lol:^^