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Circumvent, the opening in the front of boxer shorts.

I'm not a psychiatrist; I'm just an expert at being confused.

Insanity is hereditary; you get it from your kids!

Balderdash, a rapidly receding hairline.

Abandon the search for truth; settle for a good fantasy.

The Jalopnik article is a lot more balanced. The writer has a 2008 Clubman. The handling is just not as good, and the 3 cylinder is a lot of fun...

Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time.

If you were going to shoot a mime, would you use a silencer? Steven Wright

Diplomacy is the art of letting someone else get your way.

I owe, I owe, so its off to work I go.

I need someone really bad. Are you really bad?

I took a pain pill. Why are you still here?

I wish I were a glow worm, a glow worm is never glum, because how could you be unhappy when the sun shines out your bum?

Cole’s Law: Thinly Sliced Cabbage

When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.' Steven Wright

Forget the health food. I need all the preservatives I can get.

You could get a different lunch box with a different car on it....I put in a bid on it.

Alcohol and calculus don't mix. Never drink and derive.

Why are you selling this? :confused5:

Have you ever noticed how nothing is impossible for those who don't have to do it?