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Condoms are easier to change than diapers!
Strangers have the best candy.
Be nice to your kids; they’ll pick out your nursing home.
Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation.
Don't rub the lamp unless you're ready for the genie.
Flatulence - the emergency vehicle that picks you up after you are run over by a steamroller.
Remember that signals that are timed for 35 MPH are also timed for 70 MPH.
As a rule a man's a fool - when its hot he wants it cool - and when its cool he wants it hot - always wanting what is not.
Friends help you move. Real friends help you move bodies.
Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and good with ketchup.
Abdicate - to give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things.
Welcome to M/A. SCMM has a very active group in the IE. Check it out at SCMM.ORG - SoCal MINI Maniacs - The premier MINI Cooper owners club...
Five days a week my body is a temple. The other two, it's an amusement park.
I love to give homemade gifts, which one of my kids do you want?
My first car, a 1965 VW Bug that I bought in 1972 to drive to college. Started my mod bug too!! :thumbsup:
A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory.
Cross country skiing is great if you live in a small country.
Intaxication: Euphoria at getting a tax refund, which lasts until you realize it was your money to start with.
Ignoranus: A person who's both stupid and an ahole.