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Nope, the reason aliens fly right past us is because 10% of the population don't get the joke.

Everybody is somebody's weirdo.

Yea! This very morning one of the old guys at morning coffee commented that Halloween was his least favorite holiday celebration. I immediately...

A favorite quote from an iconic 20th century wit. "When the bullrushes out / And the cowslips about..."

Said one frog to another: "Time's fun when you're having flies."

Weren't you looking for the cinnamon for your graveyard stew?

Yer not as old and decrepit as you think you are if you can remember a whole bunch of this trivia. You are, however, that danged old if you can...

...if you remember the two triangles on old radios indicating CONELRAD frequencies of 640 and 1240 on the radio dial. And you're perty derned old...

Remember where you were the first time you saw a prepubescent girl swoon at the mere mention of his name...and you hadn't even heard Blue Suede...

Better redact my comment, it might be construed to have come from the voice of experience.

Dang, we're not able to make it down there this year. Please post a report with a detailed analysis of their offerings and be sure to organize...

THAT BITES!!! Every MINI person's worst nightmare and yours is literally a nightmare. Hope it can all be buffed out to your satisfaction. My...

Hard to believe it is being tested. The top's not down. You buckle into a drop head, you drop the head.

Due to the shape of the North American elk's esophagus, even if it could speak, it could not pronounce the word Lasagna.

Starkle starkle little twink, Who the he11 you are I think. I'm not under what you call The alcofluence of incohol. I'm just a little slort of...

...and finally (YAY!!!) 19. "My fiancé and I requested twin-beds when we booked, but instead we were placed in a room with a king bed....

I haven't seen all the videos yet but I'm pretty sure the grinder is for removing those bothersome little chips out of the windshield.

18. "I was bitten by a mosquito. The brochure did not mention mosquitoes."

That's kinda the way Griot's recommends doing it. Having the headlights on sure helps to better see the remarkable progress being made.