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Definitely get the 'her' involved. Next time she'll be a little more cognizant of where she parks. Defensive parking is a learned trait.

#5 "Are you ready to be tortured in a way only a woman can torture a man? she asked. I nodded nervously. 'OK' she said and ate half my chips."

When he says 'everything' it means just that. When it's all cleaned off it will need a good waxing.

#4 "As I lay there on the floor, my naked body covered in treacle and whipped cream, I heard those inevitable words . .. 'Clean up required on...

#3 "Her body tensed and quivered as she felt wave after wave flow through it. I probably should've told her about the new electric fence."

No, you really want to walk in to the dealer's show room and see it sitting there front and center in all it's glory just a'waiting for you. The...

A bow to the authority: Mickey Gilley "Don't The Girls All Get Prettier At Closing Time" - YouTube

#2: "'How do you feel about using toys in the bedroom?' she asked. 'Fine,' I said, 'But I can't see how we're going to fit a Scalextric in here!"

I was gifted an email that has to be shared. There will be eleven quotes starting with this one, the list titled: "If 50 shades of gray had been...

Pull on up a little further and I'll have that oil changed for you in a jiffy.

Ezekiel 25:17 "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides..."

Dave, critters on the road are another subject. Swerving to miss one is more risky that holding a steady course and taking your chances. Come...

You're a guest in their household and should really conduct accordingly. They've got to make a living too and if left alone will do just that. I...

Cake and ice cream time! Happy birthday! Time's fun when you're having flies (ribbit).

There you are! Glad to see you made it. :thumbsup: Pictures when it arrives. Without pictures, it didn't happen.

Cheeky [bum] lookers!

That just removed all doubt from my original estimation.

Reorganizing a closet this afternoon I found a binder full of the last page of some old Boy's Life magazines, the joke page, that one of my boys...

^^ :lol:...and speaking of college, here is an example of why no one sends donkeys to college.