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"Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants." Doesn't that also qualify for the "You're Older Than Dirt..."...
Our number was 2489W and the neighbor's was 2489J. Ours was a single ring and theirs was double. We'd ring central and tell the operator what...
Only on rare occasions is an overachiever appreciated.
Encyclopedia salesmen. We had a set back in the 50's, mostly looked at the pictures and never, ever used them for their intended purpose. The...
People always ask me about the mileage and always reply: "I don't care!"
OK, I'm jumping on the bandwagon. My hair is thinning, I've got tinnitus so bad I can hear it in other peoples ears including 60% loss in the...
"And I don't like anybody very much."
So, the yellow lambo intersection fail in the Chicago suburb (posted here somewhere many moons ago) would be gratuitous and redundant?
Having raised two boys (who survived to adulthood), d'accord.
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I heard gunshots out on the street, returned fire and now the wee car looks like a colander.
At some point in that life it no longer becomes 'how cold is it' but rather 'how the he!! long will it stay this cold?'.
...and now they're getting bigger so folks will have to use both hands to text while driving. Ponder that...
"More Doctors smoke Camels than any other brand of cigarette."
Spittoons in my grandfathers office lobby
Duplicate post - sorry 'bout that.
Spring has sprung, fall has fell. Winter's here, it's cold as he!! 30 + degree drop in about 6 hours and another 15 to go before tonight's low...
To paraphrase E. A. Poe: "Quoth the Ron White..."
"The Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald" - Gordon Lightfoot (HD w/ Lyrics) - YouTube
Big Bird needs a cabrio.