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I'd jump on that in a heartbeat except where to put the groceries.

5. "The beach was too sandy. We had to clean everything when we returned to our room."

4. "We booked an excursion to a water park but no-one told us we had to bring our own swimsuits and towels. We assumed it would be included in...

3. "On my holiday to Goa in India, I was disgusted to find that almost every restaurant served curry. I don't like spicy food."

Travel complaint #2: "It's lazy of the local shopkeepers in Puerto Valletta to close in the afternoons. I often needed to buy things during...

OUTSTANDING! And it's not even April.

In this morning's email was a list of 19 curiosities. I shall share them as the days unfold. Here is number 1. "I think it should be...

One of those is a regular at our old guy's morning coffee. He once bragged about not having read a book since 1957 and if you start to explain...

Don't die a virgin. Terrorists are up there waiting for you.

Senators should wear uniforms like NASCAR drivers so we can identify their corporate sponsors.

Until he meets up with one of those guys 8 or 10 pages back and they wrap his handlebars around his neck for throwing their empty wadka bottle...

You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running.

When I was a boy, my momma would send me down to the corner store with one dollar and I would come back with 5 potatoes, 2 loaves of bread, 3...

...and more often than not, more expensive that the product being shipped.

The Mod wins due to a lack of interest from McMurdo Sound.

I never go speeding faster than 1:22 a.m. out of respect for the trees.

56 flippin' degrees!!! (the top's still down though)

{Just got this and gotta share it} A father asks his 10 year old son if he knew about the birds and the bees. "I don't want to know" he says...

Two peanuts walk into a bar. One was a salted.

Q: What did the mare say to the colt? A: It's pasture bedtime.