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My local rock 'n roll radio station just changed format to 'alternative' whatever so yes, nothing is sacred anymore as long as knuckleheads push...
I went to buy some camouflage trousers today and couldn't find any.
Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
OK, so I drive to gramma's house using 70% of my stuff. Gramma doesn't have anyplace to get more stuff and the closest place to get more stuff...
~accidental repeat~
An invisible man married an invisible woman. The kids were nothin' to look at either.
Mmmmm (as he taps his pencil against the clipboard) and just how does that make you feel?
"Doc, I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home'." "That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome." "Is it common?" "Well, 'It's Not Unusual'."
Personal experience? Do NOT meddle in the affairs of Dragons for you are crunchy and good with ketchup. I know, because I am married to the...
A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A beer please, and one for the road."
A dyslexic man walks into a bra...
A jumper cable walks into a bar and the bartender says: "I'll serve you but don't start anything."
There but for fate... At that age there is no thought to the alternatives.
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The ceremony wasn't much but the reception was excellent.
Q: What is a very scary proposition? A: I just got a list by email with 19 more as bad or worse than that one.
Q: What do you call a fish with no eyes? A: A fsh.
Q: How many lawyers does it take to shingle a house? A: Two, if you slice them real thin.
A cowboy, been out at the line shack all winter, rides into town for his spring bath and stops at the first saloon on the right. Just as he sits...
I give the exposed scissor joints a shot of dry lube if they start to squeak and that's about it. Oh yea, I hardly ever put the top up so it...
Here's not a one liner: A guy and his dog walk into a bar. The guy orders a Tom Collins and the dog orders rye straight up. The bartender can't...