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A termite walks into a bar and asks: "Is the bartender here?"
A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender says 'we don't serve poultry here'. The chicken says 'that's OK, all I want is a beer'.
A blonde, a red head, a rabbi, a priest, a sailor with a parrot on his shoulder, a man with a talking dog and a panda all walk into a bar at the...
OK Scott, you started it: A horse walks into a bar, the bartender looks up and asks: "Hey, pal, why the long face?"
How come it's in the garage and not out on the skyline with bugs in it's teeth?
You have just engendered the ire of my co-pilot who is an inveterate cat person. Now, I have to live with that - thanks a lot buddy.
If you can't pee in the tall grass, don't run with the big dogs.
Section 2 paragraph 1 in the annotated 'Zen of Motoring' with introduction by Mr. Corrigan.
NOBODY looks at their crotch and smiles --- PUT YOUR DANG PHONE AWAY!
...and now Jonathan has a friend he can truly relate to...father and son back together...nanoo nanoo.
Big Daddy's original society was just T.I.T.S (for those not familiar, The Inverted Turtle Society). I sent him a photo of my center column...
The driver needs identified and welcomed immediately into the T.I.T.S & A.R.S.E. society. I'll let Big Daddy, the society moderator, know.
(dang it...no pictures again...guess he's got other stuff on his mind) Seek out an independent shop to get that taken care of and I'll bet it can...
Why some Russians SHOULDN'T have cams of any kind....
He mentioned how annoyed he became after hearing the inmates talk about nothing but what put them in jail in the first place. That's kinda how I...
Another day has come and gone. Not once did I use algebra.
Below is a list of ways to win an argument with a woman: . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
I'm not saying lets go kill all the stupid people. I'm just saying lets remove all the warning labels and let the problem sort itself out.
Being an atheist is OK. Shaming religions and intellectualizing spirituality as false or stupid is not OK. Being a Christian is OK. Being...
How was he looking at you when he said that? That answer moves that question into my list of questions not to ask from now on.