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Only in math problems can you buy 60 cantaloupes and no one asks what the he!! is wrong with you.
It doesn't matter if the glass is half full or half empty, clearly it has room for more beer.
Don't just obsess over the oil, there are other fluids that require periodic attention and changing too. Also, get in the habit of rotating tires...
Brave lad, Scott...shovels and holes - shovels and holes...
Hence the phrase: When you find yourself in a hole, quit digging.
I may not understand what you say, but I'll defend to your death my right to deny it.
By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
Looks like a good place for an uncertified airframe mechanic to scavenge for spare parts.
The older I get the bett...heck everyone know that one...now.....what was I gonna say?
"I dream of a world where a chicken can cross the road without his motives being questioned." A Concerned Citizen
All this opinionating...Simple answer - MINE!
+1 It's only if a light stays on that you need to panic.
If those were children somebody would be raising holy Ned and that guy would find himself in Leavenworth. But since they're dogs he'll just get...
Worst case of airborne diarrhea I've ever seen.
How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? Two, one to hold the giraffe and the other to fill a bathtub with multi colored...
Since Nathan started this forum and employed Motoring in the moniker, here are three that have prominent space on my book shelf that are pure...
Who was it that said: "Karma sucks!"?
It's all hockey's fault.
...and once they hit the Dallas - Ft. Worth area, we'll never see them again.
Might as well annex Mexico as the 51st state. They're exporting everything they got up here now anyway. Shipping thousands of cars across the...