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An interesting research project: How many State and city motor vehicle ordnances apply equally to bicycle riders. Anybody besides me not care...

For the very first time in six years I've added 1/2 qt of oil between 5K oil changes. Hmmmm.

"If one goes forth on the fourth with a fifth, one might not go forth on the fifth"

The ONLY two things you don't want to hear your neurosurgeon say: "OOOPS" or "Dang, there go the piano lessons."

Making good use of Willie Keeler's sage advice.

The Edsel effect has struck again.(?)

...and won as many arguments as you lost or just went pig wrestling?

...or having to stop to pour a proper head on a fine craft brew...PRIORITIES...

You can say anything foolish to a dog and they will give you a look that says; 'Dang, you're right, I never would have thought of that.'

However, trying to teach a pig to sing is a total waste of your time and it annoys the he11 out of the pig.

The 7 P's. Proper prior planning prevents pi$$ poor performance.

Went to a Jeff Dunham show and his little guy told me "I keeel you!" but just that next day my cardiologist said "I'll see you again in six...

Fine looking motor. Is the EVSCC still active down there? Had good great fun with that bunch back in the mid '60s,

Roadside sign: "This year thousands of men will die from stubbornness." Spray painted beneath it: "NO WE WON'T"

So, if you equate fixing stupid with a terminal Darwin effect then it would follow that when my dear sweet little MINI does something stupid like...

Ron White said it best...

A recent study shows that women who carry a little extra weight live longer than men who mention it.

And another reason I hate Adobe flash player wanting to plant strange files on my computer with a box that blocks the screen even when 'deny' is...

Having children is a lot like living in a frat house. Nobody sleeps, everything is broken and there's a lot of throwing up.