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Remembering the first time I ever saw one my thought was 'well, that's prob'ly about the best the frogs can do'. It seems kinda prophetic now but...

He is describing exactly what it is like to drive the 50 some odd miles to the shop in limp mode. The latest Wheeler Dealers did a 2CV. When...

"The best thing about the future is that it comes only one day at a time." A. Lincoln

But only if they did it AND explained why.

Washington Redskins drop 'Washington' from their name as being offensive to most Americans.

Lazy is an acquired skill and I'd be glad to give seminars if I didn't have to get up and do sumptin'.

Yup, if it were easy, everybody would be doing it. Where's Howard Cosell when you need exceptional color commentary?

"I like children, yes I do. Fried, baked or boiled in a stew." Shel Silverstein

The difference in the engine/exhaust sounds coming from the track gets your attention too.

Then and now. Pit crew evolution over a 63 year time period. Don't blink towards the end or you'll miss it. F1 pit stop comparison between...

From today's newsletter. Not person related but definitely NAVY. Ever watchful, they are attacked from where they least expect it. No...

"and surely killing someone is one of the worst things auto manufacturers desperately want to avoid." Then if follows that Asimov's 'Three Laws...

The ultimate blonde joke?

In the 60's, people took acid to make the world weird. Now the world is weird and people take Prozac to make it normal.

Un cerveza con siesta! Ohhh Pancho - Ohhh Cisco Naps are good, why fight it.

When they ask you about your 1 to 10 pain scale and it's about a 6 tell them it's an 8 and you'll get more happy pills.

This subject came up earlier and the big question was whether or not we would have to learn a whole new car part lexicon. Gone would be 'boot'...

How do you get rid of that stupid flash player dammit wanting to plant some file on my machine? A lot of that stuff is going on now and I'm...

Guy tried to whack off my beard, I told him that beard was there long before he was born and if he tried he'd draw back a bloody stump. They...

For 40 odd years I've regretted letting my '63 BRG E type roadster get away from me. Now they taunt us with this. Life's just not fair...