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Pardon me, what time is the midnight buffet? (Actually heard on a cruise ship)
"I am amazed at the total lack of beautiful young women dressed in sheer negligees on the beach after ten o'clock at night." Mason Williams
There are old pilots, there are bold pilots but there are no old bold pilots.
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.
So...what kind of people would rather sit at a keyboard swapping quips on a MINI forum rather than motoring...IN A MINI? (There's your...
HORRORS! I'm sitting here completely surrounded by no beer!
Bacteria is sometimes the only culture some people have.
In dog beers I've only had one.
"He who so shall, so shall he who."
...and it ain't all that funny. Poured m'self a drink, went out onto the patio, sat down and - PLOP - bird poop dead center on my glass....
Same kind of people who hear a flock of geese overhead and stand there looking up with their mouths open.
Dillon
"The trouble with quotes on the Internet is that you never know if they are genuine." - Theodore Roosevelt, December 11, 1909
Foundation and Empire
ringolevio
hopping
Each year we hear less and less about Pearl Harbor on December 7th. Below is a link to the United States Navy's Report on Pearl Harbor,...
Missed that call. There was some whispering about calling the 'home' for emergency assistance.
To prove to the armadillo and the possum that it can actually be done.
Uhhh, I'm thinkin' maybe more like a pint of schnapps.