3rd Gen F56 Cooper S 2014 MINI F56 S Caught Nekkid...

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  1. Friskie

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    ...and I'm 80% on Dave's side.

    BTW, it's spelled N-E-Double K-By Gawd-E-D which means you ain't got no clothes on and you up to sumptin' as opposed to n-a-k-e-d which only means you ain't got no clothes on.
     
  2. Spa2k

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    Let's be careful out there, boys. You can do whatever you want in the privacy of your own garage, but you don't have to tell all your stories here. :eek6:

    From Conan the Grammarian and the Urban Dictionary:

    Nekkid is not simply being without clothing. It means you are gettin' nekkid for mischevious purposes. Naked is natural; nekkid is naughty.

    Nekked is from the southern lexicon, a term for sexually aroused naked-ness. Whereas being naked is simply being nude; being nekked is being nude and ready to ****. :yikes:

    I really just bought a MINI because it was fun to drive, but you guys have opened my eyes to a whole new world. :p
     
  3. tampadave

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    Thank God I ordered a '14 MCS Roadster. By time I'm ready for my next MINI, surely they will have changed the disproportionate, ugly, random front end of the F56. Maybe the new MINI 'sports car' (2015-16) will be a complete breakaway form the F56. One can only hope.

    I have to go with Dave.O on this one IF the photographs truly show the F56 being released in 2014.
     
  4. Justa Jim

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    Et Tu Brute? I still like it and PLEASE keep your pants on Friskie. :D

    Jim
     
  5. minimark

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    Words not needed.....
     

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    .........LOL!
     

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    Oh my........ uploadfromtaptalk1393956990707.jpg
     
  8. Dave.0

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    Oh dear God that thing is even uglier in all BLACK.:frown2::incazzato::mad2::frown2:

    The end is near. :lol:
     
  9. minimark

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    Nope, this is swirling in the toilet bowl.... The new Clubman, what were the folks at Mini thinking? uploadfromtaptalk1393957964268.jpg uploadfromtaptalk1393957981393.jpg
     
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    Are those White Walls?
     
  11. minimark

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    Maybe Chevy Chase is going to do another one of those "vacation" movies....... The Clarkmobile!!
     
  12. Spa2k

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    "Let's design a car to reach a group of buyers we're not currently reaching." What's so hard to understand about that? :confused5:

    It's not a car I want - I don't even like the fact that JCW parts are available for anything but the hardtop - but BMW is in business to make money and is going after a segment that wants/needs a larger car.
     
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    Well if there is life on Mars MINI has a car for them.
     
  14. minimark

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    #54 minimark, Mar 4, 2014
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    GM tried to appeal to every single person too, and along the way they forgot how to build cars people wanted.....;)

    Correct me if I am wrong but me believes Mini sales have been down ......not up.
     
  15. Dave.0

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    Yeah but that's because of the "Polar Vortex" and "Winter" according to MINI/ MF. :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
     
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    Thankfully MINI / MF could fall back on a reason for it.... Soooo how did the Allwheel sell in this same perion?:D
     
  17. Dave.0

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    The AllWheel CountryFail is just an BMW X3, too big and not MINI. :p

    The Paceman looks ok and would be FUN lowered with AllWheel. :devil:
     
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    Sales were down in Sept and Oct of 2013 too.....guess it was winter somewhere......where's All Gore when we need him? Lol:sly:
     
  19. Friskie

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    Beyond this place there be Dragons
     
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    In his huge house in Tenessee, the one with the carbon footprint larger than most third world countries....
     

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