Rule #1: Sterno equals fire. Rule #2: Lasagna is Saturday night. Rule #3: Beer takes priority in the fridge. Rule #4: Keep the meth tank full at all times. Rule #5: MOTOR ON!
I should do a t-Shirt for next year. :idea: Rule #8: Never loose the bottle opener. Rule #9: Don't let strangers use you bathroom. Rule #10: It's never to late to do anything.
Firecrackers can be tossed far with a slingshot.....:idea: just don't leave your cars convertable top down. :nonod: That was a once in a lifetime shot by that guy and it was (Not me) for once.
A couple things... Not everybody needs a mechanical bottle opener... And you forgot a rule... "You can't go full Dragon on the first night."