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Yes that is my Harley!

 

The only thing I think beards look good on is clams, but that's just me.

 

Finally the machine is home w/new hard drive. So, here's the promised old grey beard (maintained at co-pilot approved length) picture, co-pilot and me. This was taken at the Antietam Battlefield last year on our way to Gettysburg. Met up with Justa Jim there and had a great time getting acquainted and seeing all the sights. The hard stare is for keeping an eye on the oriental student tourist taking the picture with my camera.

 

Here's mine, aka the cereal killer.... Yes I meant to spell serial that way.....

 

Nice shirt...

Have to admit, that is NOT at all what I thought you might look like there...Santa.

 

Don't you just hate it when some ign'runt sum-b1tch tells you there's a crumb in your beard or even has the effrontery to try to flick it out of the way? Don't they know that you're saving that for an afternoon snack?

 

^ This is starting to get creepy!

 

No, but I should start.... :beer

 

That's me, in the grey beard and blue shirt.......erm, with the blue shirt with the red squiggle on it.....

 

Nate, sitting in Scott's lap, begging for a Red Rider BB gun....That's an image I could live without.

 

That's more info than we really needed, and now I'm stuck with wondering exactly why you're dog doesn't mind it...

 

I wear it short and sometimes a bit long, depends on the day/week/month.

I swear my wife does not notice the length after I get a trim to almost 'brown bag' short.

Here is the pic I like, you can almost see my jaw line.

 

This reminds me of a very old, and very bad joke. Must be something in the coffee this morning:

A young fellow walks into a talent agent's office and says he wants to
break into show-biz, so the agent says "O.K. kid show me what you do."

The kid tells some jokes, does a little soft shoe, sings a bit, does an acrobatic act with an ottoman, and is good enough to impress the agent.

"Great kid! Just great!" says the agent. "I can do things for ya! I
think I can get you a show on TV." (This was the early sixties.) "By the way, what's your name?" The young man, proud and excited, exclaims, "Penis Von Lesbian."

"Excuse me?" questions the agent.

"My name is Penis Von Lesbian," again replies the young man.

"Hey I'm sorry kid, you're gonna have to change your name, nobody is gonna hire you with a name like Penis Von Lesbian."

Well, the young man is crestfallen but steadfastly refuses to change his name, so he leaves to find another agent. A few months later he returns to the same agent. "Hey kid! Good to see ya again!" says the agent, "Are ya still looking for work? Have ya changed your name?"

With his head hanging low the young man replies "Yes. Every agent in town turned me down because of my name, Penis Von Lesbian. So I've changed it."

"Great kid, great! What's your new name?"

"Dick Van Dyke."

 

Save it. You never know when someone is going to need a pubic hair transplant.

 

Looks really laid back with you laying on your side.

 

I won a contest for worst beard in college. It was truly deserved. I will not try again.

 

this is about as good as it gets....fortunately

 

You almost made Scott look presentable in comparison. Almost.

Please, no more pictures of Dick and Dave!!!!