Welp..... Taking my MINI in tomorrow morning for my free filter and oil change. Printed off several sheets of this. Hope it helps..... They will be taped on the dash.... Added Arabic and Welsh.... Just to be sure.....
I tried the do not wash sign, didn't work. What saved me was the on/off switch of a clutch. After I watched the lot guy stall the car 5 times trying to take it the car wash area he gave up.
Hey, it worked.... they did the free oil service and at my request the MINI didn't get woarsched..... IDK.... maybe the woarsch guy was a Welsh guy.....