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do these wheels make my ass look fat?

 

Nissans new sponsor...... Slim fast!

 

I remember when they used to make the cars wide enough so you could put the name ACROSS the hood.

 

Battle to be the next Batmobile!

 

Anybody wanna play a game of lawn darts?

 

Meep Meep!

 

You can always tell the newbies, they never read the label; wash in cold water only, line dry.

 

"Flying Under the Radar"

 

"That's a big dildo!!"

 

Preliminary testing by Nissan, of mock up for the new presidential limo and Secret Service escort vehicle contract. Sources at Nissan said, "You never know when you might have to get out of town fast".

 

The austerity plan now firmly in effect, NASA unveils the new space shuttle. "It's smaller and we've had to reduce the crew compartment a bit. But it runs on E85!" said the enthusiastic spokesman.

 

One size does not fit all ! !

 

Slightly modded 06 Nissan

 

Glad to see the new safer barrier car does work if I hit the wall at 210 MPH...

 

Due to budget cuts: We will only be racing half cars for the season. Also beer will be sold in smaller dixie cups but the price will go up 2 bucks.

Very sorry for the inconvenience this may cause race fans. Thank you for supporting the racing comunity.

 

NOM NOM NOM NOM

 

Robin, you will never catch me! Get on your mark, set, GO!

 

Franchitti says "Oh crap! The real Batmobile is right behind me!"

2nd try

Tom Christensen says "They're letting the Formula Nerd cars run this year?"

 

The exotic white crested lizard slowly creeps upon its prey, the black dwarf ninja cricket.


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