Fun & Games Caption Contest: For the Heck of It

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  1. Nathan

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    Caught Red Handed on my back porch today. Last of my tomatoes...the darn thief.

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  2. Zapski

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    Just feel grateful I ain't shoving this up yer dern tailpipe!
     
  3. Steve

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    Damn Al Qaeda squirrels stole almost every tomato I could grow, two years running, before I gave up. Nothing I could do. Then I learned one of my neighbors was trapping them elsewhere and releasing them in our neighborhood! :mad: His kids liked to watch them so he decided we should have more...apparently he imported nearly a squirrel a day for the same two years I was trying to grow tomatoes...... :mad2:

    Sorry, no caption, just venting. :biggrin5:
     
  4. Friskie

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    Two attempts:
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    2. Ok, guys, maybe this'n will bounce.
     
  5. vetsvette

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    Okay... where's the damned salt shaker?
     
  6. papa-j

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    First the tomatoes, then the world!

    or

    Fuzzbutt McTwitcherson is caught red-handed.
     
  7. whaap

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    Those damn security cameras!
     
  8. mrntd

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    Now I just need some pasta!
     
  9. cct1

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    Don't let Nate fool you, It's not a tomato, it's a right testicle. All the squirrels in the neighborhood, tired of being woken up every morning and afternoon from an earsplitting exhaust note, got together and exacted this price from an unsuspecting, sleeping Nate. Rumor has it if the exhaust note doesn't decrease by at least 27 decibels by next Teusday, the left one goes next.
     
  10. Crashton

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    Fark off us squirrels have to eat too! :prrr:
     
  11. DryMartini

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    I know it's not cool to eat while on the commode, but tomatoes go right through me.
     
  12. CHKMINI

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    ....and after Rocky the Squirrel added the Brembo Big Brakes ( with red calipers) to his front legs he found it much easier to stop without falling off the railing.
     
  13. caseydog

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    Does this count as a caption?

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