A new MINI F56 lover, who, for the sake of anonymity we'll refer to as "Motor On", had an interesting fallout from long term ownership of said vehicle, developing an inability to differentiate fish from other objects and animals. After a few dates at the local Sea World, "Motor On" developed a serious relationship, culminating in marriage, to a catfish. Devastated by the news, "Motor On" is shown with his new bride In the first documented case of matrimonial "catch and release".
In related news, just as with time, dog owners begin to resemble their dogs, apparently people begin to resemble their cars, leading to a class action lawsuit against BMW for aquarium upkeep for those transmogrified into an aquatic lifeform. Unfortunately, there is major concern for the F56 Countryman, as it's owners may quite possibly morph into something much too large to reasonably be cared for at home, and if released into the wild may cause irreparable harm to the environment, along the lines of Hiroshima and Nagasaki.
A spokesman for BMW declined comment with the exception that instead of headlight eyelashes, the new F56 will soon be offered with color coordinated side gills.
The new MINI color lineup is expanding! This is a sneak peak of Catfish Grey available on the 2016 JCW hardtop... Love the way it accents the crash protection beam!
Also available in Carp Gold, Sucker Brown, Trout silver, and Flounder Black... All JCW models have the exclusive option of a Snapper Red roof and mirrors!
How about..
Newsflash!!
Mini has found the fish that has inspired car designers for the last few years, and killed it!! MINI proclaims "better looking car designs will result for all".. and as a side note, "fish and chips will be on the meanu at the MINI cafeteria!!".
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