Fun & Games Caption Contest: Version, Why the Heck Not

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  1. Nathan

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    OLD OLD Picture....

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    The only prize is the knowledge that your witty caption has enlivened the mindsof at least one of us.
     
  2. Crashton

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    I can't top Peter Egan's caption. It is perfect.
     
  3. cct1

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    #3 cct1, Dec 28, 2015
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    From the Fontana Area Regional Tribune:

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    That 'effin bugger in the red and black MINI crossed the yellow line 'e did. Scared the bloody 'ell out me mistress he did....
     
  4. Friskie

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    One more chorus of Amazing Grace on me tin whistle and you can shovel 'im under.
     
  5. mrntd

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    "I wounder if Ferrari will notice the dent in their journalist loaner car?"
     
  6. mrntd

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    For the none smokers.

    "Driving really fast in a Ferrari in the snow with summer tires on is dangerous. But smoking won't hurt you."
     
  7. mrntd

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    One more.

    "Wow that was as good as sex"
     
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    Wow that was ALMOST as good as sex!
     
  9. 00Mini

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    Wow, I'm lucky I can still have sex !!
     
  10. TexasChiliS

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    I'd like to hear how she explains this to her husband when he gets back in town.
     
  11. CHKMINI

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    Her last words before the photo....."watch this"
     
  12. Minidave

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    I knew I shouldn't have worn white pants today......:blush2:
     
  13. vetsvette

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    Oh well. Sheet happens. Smok'em if you got'em.
     
  14. Crashton

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    Or "hold my beer" :beer
     
  15. Metalman

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    Note to self...
    When driving like this... Wear the brown pants...

    Edit....
    Just saw Minidave's post...
     
  16. Minidave

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    Ha! Great minds........

    Definitely a code brown moment!:D
     
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    "It turned out that the Ferrari wasn't front-wheel drive, as Bob had assumed any Yurpeen car would be."
     
  18. Metalman

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    Man this is a great samich.... Oh look.... A Ferrari in the woods...


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    If I didn't have such a small penis I would not need that damn Ferrari to impress the ladies....
     
  20. cct1

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    #20 cct1, Dec 31, 2015
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    Peiro plays "Taps" on a Kazoo while contemplating an explanation to his father on how he wrecked his car....
     

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