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  1. cct1

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    #3 cct1, Dec 28, 2015
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    From the Fontana Area Regional Tribune:

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    That 'effin bugger in the red and black MINI crossed the yellow line 'e did. Scared the bloody 'ell out me mistress he did....
     
  2. Metalman

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    #18 Metalman, Dec 30, 2015
    Man this is a great samich.... Oh look.... A Ferrari in the woods...


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    #21 BruceK, Jan 1, 2016
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    Tony stood there, studying the car. Trying as hard as he could, he just wasn't able to remember his driver's ed training and whether the front tires should be turned toward the curb, or away from the curb when parked like that. He was hoping he got it right...
     
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    #19 Dave.0, Dec 30, 2015

    If I didn't have such a small penis I would not need that damn Ferrari to impress the ladies....
     
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    #20 cct1, Dec 31, 2015
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    [​IMG]

    Peiro plays "Taps" on a Kazoo while contemplating an explanation to his father on how he wrecked his car....
     
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    #2 Crashton, Dec 28, 2015
    I can't top Peter Egan's caption. It is perfect.
     
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    #10 TexasChiliS, Dec 29, 2015
    I'd like to hear how she explains this to her husband when he gets back in town.
     
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    #11 CHKMINI, Dec 29, 2015
    Her last words before the photo....."watch this"
     
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    #4 Friskie, Dec 28, 2015
    One more chorus of Amazing Grace on me tin whistle and you can shovel 'im under.
     
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    #5 mrntd, Dec 29, 2015
    "I wounder if Ferrari will notice the dent in their journalist loaner car?"
     
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    #6 mrntd, Dec 29, 2015
    For the none smokers.

    "Driving really fast in a Ferrari in the snow with summer tires on is dangerous. But smoking won't hurt you."
     
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    #7 mrntd, Dec 29, 2015
    One more.

    "Wow that was as good as sex"
     
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    #8 whaap, Dec 29, 2015
    Wow that was ALMOST as good as sex!
     
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    #9 00Mini, Dec 29, 2015
    Wow, I'm lucky I can still have sex !!
     
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    #12 Minidave, Dec 29, 2015
    I knew I shouldn't have worn white pants today......:blush2:
     
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    #13 vetsvette, Dec 29, 2015
    Oh well. Sheet happens. Smok'em if you got'em.
     
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    #14 Crashton, Dec 29, 2015
    Or "hold my beer" :beer
     
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    #15 Metalman, Dec 29, 2015
    Note to self...
    When driving like this... Wear the brown pants...

    Edit....
    Just saw Minidave's post...
     
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    #16 Minidave, Dec 29, 2015
    Ha! Great minds........

    Definitely a code brown moment!:D
     
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    #17 Angib, Dec 30, 2015
    "It turned out that the Ferrari wasn't front-wheel drive, as Bob had assumed any Yurpeen car would be."