Fun & Games Caption This F56 Version

Oil check, no hands ma

 

Get your foot off of there, that's not a foot rest:incazzato::mad2::mad5:

 

So if this is what powers the S why is the JUSTA more fun to drive.

 

Is that a fourth cylinder, or are you just glad to see me?

 

I think this is where you put the gas!?

 

WHERE'S THE BEEF????

 

This is what we, in the automobile industry, call a "Brain Fart"!

 

The last known photo of Anders Warming before definitively and indisputably proving that the average human head will not fit through the headlight opening of the F56 MINI Cooper (on a dare from Frank Stephenson).

 

Look Mom, I just got suckered into buy this ugly POS.

 

"I can't seem to find the 710 cap"

 

OMG, isn't that Hitler's moustache lurking behind the license plate? :devil:

 

If I puked on this it would look much better. :arf:


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" I'm trying to decide if I should slap or back hand the ugly out of it"

 

"The first step for installation of your new MINI EYELASHES is to open the hood"

 

:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

 

Read this with the song, "I AM WOMAN" blaring in the background:

I AM MINI, SEE ME GROW!

My closely cropped hair symbolizes MINI's improved aerodynamics.

My oversized ears harken to MINI's gargantuan side mirrors.

The peach fuzz beard...Accessory stripes.

The muscle T-shirt, without the muscle--MINI's new powerplant.

Underneath, a mankini, representing support, in appreciation of the MINI's increased chassis rigidity.

The silly, dipstick like hand gesture symbolizing the lack of a dipstick.

My pants, 2 inches too long, a nod to MINI's new overhang; the cuffs, distractingly rolled up, added as an eyesore imitation of the front grill.

The nondescript tennis shoes, a direct correlation to the uninspired, pedestrian choice of rims.

I AM MINI, HEAR ME ROAR!!!!

 

If this is a 2 liter turbo why does it only have 189 hp? I thought BMW knew how to make motors.

 

No, they know how to detune motors.