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  1. goaljnky

    goaljnky New Member

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    I think it actually uses some metrics to adjust the interval. If you like, I can whip out the Webster, cross reference it against Wiki and come up with something more complicated and a lot more believable than that.
     
  2. Johngo

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    Or, in your case, just make the engine implode... :biggrin5:
     
  3. KittyMini

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    You need to drive it like you stole it more :devil:
     
  4. Nathan

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    The computer adjusts the service interval depending on your driving style. Lots of highway miles a fairly steady state will increase the interval. Conversely a track day is going to see the interval fall fast.
     
  5. KittyMini

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  6. agranger

    agranger MINI of the Month June 2009
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    Yep. The best way of explaining it that I've read is that the interval is set by fuel consumption and is then converted into a number of miles. It isn't really that you need service in 2000 miles, but that you need service in 66 gallons of gas consumed (which requires math that we aren't used to).

    I'd bet that your computer was reset. As it learns your driving style (and aparently you have been driving more conservatively than the average expected by the engineers), it has been moving your mileage up as you aren't consuming as much fuel per mile . Really the # is becoming more and more accurate as the computer gets more data about you.

    I remember reading that someone went to a track weekend w/ 2k+ of miles left to go before service and left the track 2 days later with the service indicator at 0 miles. :D 2000 miles in 2 days is really pounding on the miles!
     
  7. Metalman

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    You need to get different friends..... Raccoon's have been known to carry rabies....:D
     
  8. Metalman

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    Thanks a lot.... Now that image is seared into my brain and I can't rid myself of it. You Texan's are a strange lot. I'll bet you skin em and wear them on your head too.
     
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    ^^^OK.... But you are still doing some strange things to Raccoons down your way.
     
  10. Crashton

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    For my money I would not follow that stupid blasted confuser. I firmly believe that BMW has them set to save them money on the maintenance they provide. They could give a schnitzles arse if you car falls to pieces once you are outa warranty. Ignore that thing & service it like you love it. :)
     
  11. KittyMini

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    Absolutely ignore that counter!

    I get my oil changed every 5K.
    I'm getting another oil change before the Dragon and it's only been 1,500K since my last one. I feel it could use another flush since the car sat a decent about before I got my hands on it, plus I'm switching to Amsoil :Thumbsup:
    I will get it done again after the Dragon.
     
  12. Angib

    Angib New Member

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    You are wearing unfashionable clothing and footwear - in order to minimise the psychological trauma imposed on the very style-conscious Mini dealership staff from this shocking sight, a sensor is fitted to Minis to increase the service interval when unfashionable clothing/footwear is detected.

    If you always combine a plaid shirt, loon pants and open-toe sandals, you will find your Mini never needs servicing again. You, on the other hand.......
     
  13. Justa Jim

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    You must weigh 400 pounds, because that has to be one huge jacket to get all that on it.

    Jim
     
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    Open the pod bay doors HAL....
     
  15. Jason Montague

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    :cornut: Thanks All(even Goaljunkie and Johngo, I knew ahead of time that these comments were coming. Laughing-the spice of life:lol::cornut::Thumbsup:) Thanks especially to Nathan, MAs Daddy:Thumbsup:. You guys must be correct(this morning,by the way, it was up to 2700mi) as yes I do do(this ough'ta draw comments) A LOT of night 'therapeutic' driving on twisty country lanes at 65-75mph, with few stops, for hours at a time(remember the 'Raccoon Incident'?). There is just something very calming about driving a Mini. A habit that I can't/won't break. THANKS EVERY ONE!:Thumbsup:

    Jason
     
  16. Redbeard

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    Heck, I had a 1,700 mile to service interval when I got to Big Willow and after the 5 sessions (~140-155 miles of driving) it said, "Service Soon" in yellow. :ihih:
     
  17. Jason Montague

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    :cornut:Yeah and their canine teeth cut your tongue when you French kiss them:devil::arf::eek6::frown2::lol::Thumbsup:

    Jason
     
  18. agranger

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    O Snap! :arf:
     
  19. Jason Montague

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    :cornut: GUILTY AS CHARGED! Actually it's not Texas' fault. She just happened to be the first dry land that my Great Grand Father set foot on in the 'New World' at age 16yo while running(8kmi)away from home as he couldn't get along with his new Step Father. Rightfully former Army SF combat veteran, should take most of the blame. People that can't abide the peace time military and think that combat is much more adrenalin satisfying are probably 'sick puppies' to begin with:Thumbsup:. My lovely wife once(rightly) observed, "Jason, it's a good thing that these guys are in the military as they would have made excellent criminals on the outside:lol:.":Thumbsup:

    Jason
     
  20. Jason Montague

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    :cornut: My Mini computer has now determined that my car doesn't need service for 3400mi, double the 1700mi original. So I guess, as long as I keep driving and the computer keeps adjusting, she'll never need service again. This is crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:confused5:

    Jason