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Soooo.... I'm pondering.....

Will this add to.... or subtract from.... the value of this edition????? Its'a wonderment...

 

So I'm guessing these will have aftermarket headlights.

Big ones.

And no carpeting.

 

Maybe not - but if it does have carpeting, I wonder if it will match the roof?

 

Without the girls its just a car. :devil:

 

If you told people that you drive a Playboy Edition Corvette, everybody will think you're a douchebag.
Playboy Edition MINI... still a douchebag (Urban Dictionary: douchebag).

 

Note the car does not come with the new car smell but another smell.....

 

Hey, it has Playboy Edition Side Repeaters. I wonder how far they stick out - and will they sag as the car gets older? :confused5:

 

Playboy Edition market target.....

 

Looks like he needs to take a #2 real bad. :lol:

 

Because he looks like that. :lol::lol::lol:

 

Instead of a MINI car cover for protection, it will have an option for a giant condom.

 

We are all forgetting the important question. Which has more plastic, the car or the girls?


CSB time.
I actually went to school with a girl that became a Playmate of the year. Christa Nicole, probably around 2002ish I think. Lets just say when I picked up that issue I wondered where she was until I saw her high school basketball picture on the back of the centerfold. She used to be brunette and flat as a board and suddenly she is playboy blond and has D cups and a very different face. I was extremely underwhelmed. She was cuter before, just a raging *****. Though I bet that second part didn't change at all.

 

It will have big bunny ears roof graphic, to go along with headlight eyelashes, spinners, and a tricked out rear view mirror dangler; the horn plays a snippet of "Lowrider". Ground effects are an attractively priced option.

Each will have a model number, like the GP. PB001 is already spoken for (Bieber); the next several go to the male cast of "Saved by The Bell," "New Kids on the Block," and the thousand or so kids that were in Menudo.

 

That guy's pecs might fit in a MINI, but his ego won't.

 

Geez, did you even read the article? Here's what you get:

While it’s unclear still what the edition will feature, we’ve confirmed it will have the following:

• All Midnight black exterior
• Unique Stripes
• Playboy Sill Tread
• Alcantara Dash Upper and Lower
• Playboy Edition side repeaters
• Champaign mirror caps

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Not mentioned, but also included are flesh colored airbags with nipple graphic.

 

You buy a Corvette, and people say you are compensating for something.

If you buy a MINI, you're inversely compensating for something.

But a Playboy Edition MINI? That leaves me confused. Is the buyer compensating for something, but unable to afford a 'vette, so buys a Playboy MINI, or, to the other extreme, MASSIVELY inversely compensating, with a loud, bold, statement, saying, "Yes, I bought this undersized pimpmobile, and I CAN pull it off!!!" But,on the other hand, if you are "massively" compensating, you'd need more leg room, and a racing style (flat bottomed) steering wheel, to stuff everything in there comfortably.

It will be an interesting demographic.

Personally, I think it would have been much more interesting if Playboy and Rolls-Royce would have worked together to create the Playboy Goodwood Edition, but maybe I'm overthinking it.

 

Agent Provocateur already did that years ago: Agent provocateur op Autojunk.nl : AGENT PROVOCATEUR GESPOT! (NSFW)

 

Scent of Heff.


:frown2:

 

Why is that guy so mad?

 

Which one??? :lol: