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New Motoring Accessories announced for MINI Pacman

In keeping with the outstanding style standard set by the MINI Paceman Goalcooper, MINI today announced a trio of accessories for its new Pacman. All are part of the Vuvuzela Lavender Line, and they're sure to be appreciated by soccer fans worldwide.

Nothing says BLAAAAAAT like this CAT-BACK EXHAUST! NOTE: Installation does not require disassembly of the soy-based aero-underbody package.


Just as effective as all MINI hood scoops, this COLD AIR INTAKE shrieks "GOOOOOOOAL!" at speeds exceeding 30 miles per hour. NOTE: Any horsepower gain is in your imagination.


You'll never miss an international soccer broadcast with this aero-amplified TALL SPORT ANTENNA. It removes easily for use as a funnel for factory-authorized liquids. NOTE: Not suitable for the intentional consumption of alcoholic beverages.


All items in the Vuvuzela Lavender Line are available 01 April, 2014, from authorized trash-and-trinket vendors located outside soccer stadiums everywhere.

 

Lightweight manual airbag finds a home in MINI Pacman

Weighing less than an ounce, the standard LATEX DRIVER'S AIRBAG in the MINI Pacman combines safety, function and light weight in a single package. As a bonus (and in keeping with the tradition of the original Mini), driver involvement is encouraged. In addition, as part of the new DANGLY THINGS PACKAGE, additional latex airbags are attached at the tops of all window frames, at the driver's and front passenger's knees and on lap belts to protect the dangly parts of all occupants.

 

Let us know what kind of deposit your local MINI dealer needs to put you on the waiting list.

 

First Pacman Accessory spotted on test mule!

Sporting a prototype carbon fiber rear spoiler, this Pacman test mule was spotted today amongst the rubbish bins behind the Oxford plant.

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