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  1. ZippyNH

    ZippyNH Well-Known Member

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    If I was a meaner person I would suggest selling it on NAM....
    Could be months of fun...rather than 10 seconds!!
    I guess that might be inhumane or even cruel.......
    Still....could be interesting!! Lol....just like all those used Uni-chips still getting resold....
     
  2. Metalman

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    Offer it to MC2 as a give a way prize for new readership...... But forget to send it.....:eek:

    Then provide a tracking number with one number missing...
     
  3. cct1

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    How random does it have to be? Anyone know if Drew owns a Prius?
     
  4. cct1

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    There is only one way to destroy the Bytetronic Miniport....And that is to cast it where it was forged, in the fires of Mt. Doom in the land of Mordor.

    That's the easy part. You also have to find a bunch of dwarves, elves, and wizards to help you while dragons and satanic wannabes and crap like that try to smite you.
     
  5. Dave.0

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    I still can. :ihih::devil::lol:

    Or we could burn it at the fire pit next year at Fontana.

    [​IMG]
     
  6. Norm03s

    Norm03s New Member

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    Byteronik MiniPort peddlers beware, they are on to you.
     
  7. TheModFather

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    I actually have most of that to spare... :(
     
  8. Nathan

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    I would not allow anyone to use this thing. That would be me condoning what Mynes does.

    It is ONLY available for destruction.
     
  9. Nathan

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    Thanks!

    I'm quite confident that at MOTD in 2015 that some creative methods will be discussed then carried out. I'm also quite certain alcohol will be liberally applied to enhance the creative process.

    Someone else mentioned it already and I think it is a capitol idea to render the item as harmless to MINIs at Wellzies...
     
  10. TheModFather

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    It would be locked to your VIN because it was installed on your ECU (the one that is now pretty much a brick with a toon resembling something a third grader could do in basic computer class.)

    I could have dumped mine off long ago, but I dont like to pawn my problems off on other people either.

    Just take it as an $800 loss, and a learning experience not to do business with people and companies like MYNES.

    I know we are not the only ones who got screwed over and left in the dark with Mynes/Bytetronik... We should all get together at the Dragon, and have a mass sacrifice, then leave the chard remnants at the base of the tree of misfortune with a note saying "This is what Full Access is all about."
     
  11. Nathan

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    We are not going there...Stop this direction of the thread now...

    Any other posts in 'that' direction from this point on shall be recycled.

    Thanks...

    mgmnt
     
  12. Dave.0

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    Sounds like a FirePit event after we blow them up with firecrackers.
     
  13. TheModFather

    TheModFather Well-Known Member

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    [​IMG]

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    [emoji12]
     
  14. BlimeyCabrio

    BlimeyCabrio Oscar Goldman of MINIs
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    That sounds like a pretty good use for some combination of shotgun+buckshot, or rifle+tannerite, and new iPhone 6 240fps.

    All in the interest of Nate's mental health, of course.
     
  15. bmwh0r3

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    It's been awhile since I shot my ar15... location? Lol
     
  16. Crashton

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    Does Metalman have a big honkin press you could smash it with? That would be fun. Then ties it to the back of you MINI & drag it around until nothing is left but the rope it was tied to.
     
  17. Stefanie

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    Just give it to me...I'll throw it at him.

    I won't even discriminate based on the car he's driving... :D
     
  18. Nathan

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    Tree of Shame...Would not want to sully the honor of the tree and all the parts on by putting this on it.

    Sell it on NAM... I'm not allowed to post there.

    This device needs some sort of undignified death manifested in a public manner.
     
  19. TheModFather

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    I could blow both of ours up together Nathan... Its already snowing up at my range though. :(

    If nobody else takes it, send it here, and I will dispose of it when I can get back up there. ;)
     
  20. Dave.0

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    I was thinking we can blow it up at Wellzies. :Thumbsup: