This is a great idea, but there is quite a bit involved to perform the ritual properly. It requires an M7 intercooler, Palo Uber tuner lugnuts, 4.7 liters of redline oil 10-40W used for at least 10,000 miles, a leaky thermostat housing, a failed power steering pump, a vestal virgin, a leaky expansion tank, a Haynes manual and a blown automatic transmission (a CVT will not work as a replacement). The fire must be lit with a sprintex supercharger while everyone chants, "Motor On, Motor On" until the Bytetronic is completely destroyed after which it must be purified with a mixture of fresh transmission fluid and supercharger oil. The vestal virgin tends to be the sticking point, but I understand there is some leeway there.
Hey Nathan, Feel free to send it to me and I will bring it for MOTD next year. This way it is not taking up space at your place. We can decide on how to kill it the proper way later.
Is there anyway Dick could bring a tank to the dragon? Seriously, we could have so much fun with that after the Bytetronic is gone, there is so much more cleansing needed in the world of MINI--any car with eyelashes--gone. Any car with pink flame graphics--boom. Any non-MINI causing general mayhem--pow! And if I get a turn in the turret, I promise not to shoot at any F-56's. Maybe.
I pay a ton of taxes.I'm not complaining, there's no place I'd rather live, and I'll gladly pay for the privilege. But I don't think it's too much to ask of the federal government to loan me a tank for a day. Dick serves, AND he's had to suffer through the Bytetronic, so I'm perfectly fine with him having it for seven to ten days.
Well if we can all get together at the Dragon, and happen to stumble upon any kind of heavy equipment (bulldozer, excavator, scraper, roller anything) I still have the master keys... It just has to be either a DEERE, CAT, CASE, or Freightliner...
I have no idea Jim. I can't find out either, I was banned some time ago from the Mynes forums about the same time that the registration attempt for the software failed on my new laptop and I was left hanging out in the wind by Mynes. Remember, you asked and the new me, the filter is gone, not going to couch my true feelings about all this anymore.
Remember what? You answered my question. No skin off my back if you don't like them? Mine works great. I know someone that might want it if it was free, that's all.
I would not allow anyone to use this thing. That would be me condoning what Mynes does. It is ONLY available for destruction.