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How about these from Engrish.com

 

In a Paris hotel elevator: Please leave your values at the front desk.

Sounds like what some folks do when they sign-in on the sewing site.

Mark

 

Wear the Fox hat.

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^^^:lol::lol::lol:

Mark

 

Small but tough.....

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So those signs are legit? I sometimes wondered if they were Photoshopped. That's really sad, but funny

 

Tigershark




Mark

 

Why, did something happen to him? I just heard both Elvis and Micheal Jackson are dead:eek6:

Mark

 

nope...just one I saw on another forum

 

Tiger's Tale

Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house

Tiger Woods came a flyin', chased by his spouse..

She wielded a nine iron and wasn't too merry,

Cause a bimbo's phone number was in his Blackberry.

He'd been cheatin' on Elin, and the story progressed.

Woman after woman stepped up and confessed.

He'd been cheatin' with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,

With Joselyn, and Kalika. The world had the story.

From the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,

Tiger's sad sordid tale was all over the news.

With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,

When not in their pants, he was sendin' them texts.

Despite all his cryin' and beggin' and pleadin',

Tiger's wife went investin' -- a new home in Sweden.

And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,

"If you're gettin' laid then I'm gettin' paid."

She's not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,

Her prenup made Christmas come early this year.

 

AnIrishman goes into the confessional box after years of being away from the Church.
There's a fully equipped bar with Guinness on tap. On the other wall is a dazzling array of the finest cigars and chocolates.
Then the priest comes in. "Father, forgive me, for it's been a very long time since I've been to confession, but I must first admit that the confessional box is much more inviting than it used to be."

The priest replies: "Get out. You're on my side."

 

This would explain a few things;



Mark