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Lost Generation I just got this. A palindrome reads the same backwards as forward. This video reads the exact opposite backwards as forward. Not only does it read the opposite, the meaning is the exact opposite. This is only a 1 minute, 44 second video and it is brilliant. Make sure you read as well as listen...forward and backward. This is a video that was submitted in a contest by a 20-year old. The contest was titled "u @ 50" by AARP. This video won second place. When they showed it, everyone in the room was awe-struck and broke into spontaneous applause. So simple and yet so brilliant. Take a minute and watch it. YouTube - Lost Generation
[SIZE=+4]US Gun Statistics[/SIZE][SIZE=+1] Various Sources 2-2-5[/SIZE] [SIZE=+1] (A) The number of physicians in the U.S. is 700,000.[/SIZE] [SIZE=+1](B) Accidental deaths caused by Physicians per year are 120,000.[/SIZE] [SIZE=+1] (C) Accidental deaths per physician is 0.171.[/SIZE] [SIZE=+1](Statistics courtesy of U.S. Dept. of Health Human Services)[/SIZE] [SIZE=+1] Guns[/SIZE] [SIZE=+1](A) The number of gun owners in the U.S. is 80,000,000.[/SIZE] [SIZE=+1]Yes, that is 80 million.[/SIZE] [SIZE=+1] (B) The number of accidental gun deaths per year, all age groups, is 1,500.[/SIZE] [SIZE=+1] (C) The number of accidental deaths per gun owner is 0.000188.[/SIZE] [SIZE=+1] Statistically, doctors are approximately 9,000 times more dangerous than gun owners.[/SIZE] [SIZE=+1]Remember, "Guns don't kill people, doctors do."[/SIZE] [SIZE=+1]FACT: NOT EVERYONE HAS A GUN, BUT ALMOST EVERYONE HAS AT LEAST ONE DOCTOR.[/SIZE] [SIZE=+1] Please alert your friends to this alarming threat. We must ban doctors before this gets completely out of hand![/SIZE] [SIZE=+1]Out of concern for the public at large, I have withheld the statistics on lawyers for fear the shock would cause people to panic and seek medical attention.[/SIZE]
Yeah,the definition of 'a shame':A buss load of Lawyers going over a cliff with 1 empty seat.:cornut: Jason
How do you tell the difference between a dead skunk on the road and a dead lawyer? There's skid marks in front of the skunk!
Ahem...... I assume you all are aware that a few of our estemed members here earn their living as attorneys?